Frank and Beans

I just noticed the phallic nature of the Yankees rotation. Last night they pull out Wang for a start, tonight they're inserting Johnson, aka "The Big Unit". C'mon! Now, some of you may think that this is all very funny. Not I. I think Joe Torre should be ashamed of himself. In spite of the juvenile snickers of some, this is a serious matter. That seducer and despoiler must be stopped; he's extremely dangerous.