This Might Work at Comiscular

Things apparently got out of hand at a soccer game in Brazil recently. The match was halted twice while fans threw portable toilets into a moat which separates the field from the crowd and set them on fire, sending plumes of smoke over the stadium. This raises an interesting question: wouldn't a moat be a good idea at South Side Park? I'm a Sox season ticket holder, but we do have a history people.